Author: Maureen Murphy

The reason there are so few female politicians is that it’s too much trouble putting make-up on two faces.

Australian comedian & actress
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Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.

Australian comedian & actress
Men People

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women – one cleaning and the other dusting.

Australian comedian & actress
Housework People Women