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Author: Maurice Bowra
I expect to pass through this world but once and therefore if there is anybody I want to kick in the crotch I had better kick them in the crotch now, for I do not expect to pass this way again.
Maurice Bowra
(1898 – 1971) English classical scholar & academic
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You should always accept because of the pain it brings to your enemies.
Maurice Bowra
(1898 – 1971) English classical scholar & academic
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With one or two exceptions, colleges expect their players of games to be reasonably literate.
Maurice Bowra
(1898 – 1971) English classical scholar & academic
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Splendid couple—slept with both of them.
Maurice Bowra
(1898 – 1971) English classical scholar & academic
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Upon hearing of the engagement of a well-known literary pair