Author: Megan Mullally

Oh my God, how can you drink straight orange juice first thing in the morning?

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve been like a mother to that girl. I’ve locked her in her room, told her she was fat, and once I even left her in a store!

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Family Mothers TV/Movie Quotes

Hey, hey, hey. Come on. I know what guilt is. It’s one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don’t really mean anything… You know, like “maternal” or “addiction.”

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Honey, tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Characteristics TV/Movie Quotes

Grace: You said that money is no object

Karen: Oh honey, that’s just a saying, like ‘Ooh… that sounds like fun.’ or ‘I love you.’

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

It’s not something you can just run away from like a hotel bill… or a crying baby.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

I just want somebody who gets me. Somebody who’s comfortable in my world, and makes me laugh, and occasionally brings me flowers. And… somebody who likes kittens, and the hard-core bondage scene.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

I’m gonna be so mad when my mood elevators wear off.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

[a man rushes in to meet Karen] Miss Walker, I came as soon as you called.

Karen: Well that’s really none of my business, but thanks for sharing.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

The only other person I’ve apologized to is my mother and that was court ordered.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m going to take the high road, and just because I’m high.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, you figure it out.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Beer Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Honey, that is not my soul you’re looking at.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Your hair is already such a disaster that the Red Cross wouldn’t give it coffee.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Appearance Hair TV/Movie Quotes

Thats like saying Prada’s are just shoes, or vodka is just a morning beverage!

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Honey, I’d suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

It’s time to get your head out of the dumps and your legs in the air!

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

I gave that man the drunkest years of my life.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

She’s gone to Mexico for face-lifts so many times, I’ll bet if you whacked her head with a stick, prizes would fall out.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

You’re as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
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