Author: Megan Mullally Page 2

If you ever need someone to drink with, I’ll drink with you. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I’ll drink with you. I guess what I’m trying to say is: I love to drink!

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

NO! I will not have sex for money! I only have sex for jewels, furs, or mixed securities, like a lady.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

I just want somebody who gets me. Somebody who’s comfortable in my world, and makes me laugh, and occasionally brings me flowers. And… somebody who likes kittens, and the hard-core bondage scene.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Grace: You said that money is no object

Karen: Oh honey, that’s just a saying, like ‘Ooh… that sounds like fun.’ or ‘I love you.’

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I have even opened yet!

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

I’m going to take the high road, and just because I’m high.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

I’m gonna be so mad when my mood elevators wear off.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

The only other person I’ve apologized to is my mother and that was court ordered.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Light beer? What’s next, non addictive pain killers?

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Beer Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

It’s time to get your head out of the dumps and your legs in the air!

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Your hair is already such a disaster that the Red Cross wouldn’t give it coffee.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Appearance Hair TV/Movie Quotes