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Author: Mignon McLaughlin
Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
People
Women
The proud man can learn humility, but he will be proud of it.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Characteristics
Humility
Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
People
Conformists
Society
Troublemakers
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Communication
People
A woman’s mink coat represents the sacrifice of a lot of little animals, including her husband.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Marriage
Mink coat
Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Characteristics
If I knew what I was so anxious about, I wouldn't be so anxious.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Situations
Anxiety
Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Marriage
A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Age
People
Women
Our strength is often composed of the weakness that we're damned if we are going to show.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Characteristics
Vanity
The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Age
Characteristics
Young
Society honors its living conformists and its dead troublemakers.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
People
Relationships
Conformists
Troublemakers
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Men
People
Sex
Women
It is important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Characteristics
Friends
Honesty
People
Friendship
After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6º of marriage!
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Marriage
The head never rules the heart, but just becomes it's partner in crime.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Emotions
Intelligence
Head
Heart
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Lost
Value
I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
People
Places
Cigarettes
Fire
Mars
It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Communication
Emotions
Happiness
Intelligence
Stupidity
Innocence
In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Emotions
Love
Arithmetic
We would all like a reputation for generosity and we'd all like to buy it cheap.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Characteristics
Generosity
Reputation
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