Author: Mike Barfield
Poor man: One feels genuinely sorry for him.
British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer
Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.
British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer
Popcorn is the last area of the movie business where good taste is still a concern.
British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer
Amateur: A person too stupid to profit from the talent they possess.
British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer
Also-ran: A British athlete.
British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer
An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order.
British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer
Accident: Any negligent or malicious behavior performed by someone with a clever lawyer.
British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer
Abbreviation: Long word with, ironically, no obvious shorter alternative.
British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer