Author: Mike DeStefano

Before he died my father told me he never really walked to school without any shoes.

(1966 – 2011) American stand-up comedian
Death Fathers School Situations

I am the rock between me and the hard place.

(1966 – 2011) American stand-up comedian
People Problems Self

I am the common denominator to all my bad relationships.

(1966 – 2011) American stand-up comedian
Characteristics Relationships Self

I went to a Chinese restaurant and there was a suggestion box, so I wrote ‘Free Tibet.’

(1966 – 2011) American stand-up comedian
Food/Drink Places

I hate when people drive like me.

(1966 – 2011) American stand-up comedian
Autos Driving Situations Things

It's this disease that only white girls catch from glamour magazines.

(1966 – 2011) American stand-up comedian
Health

The suburbs are like the bleacher seats of life.

(1966 – 2011) American stand-up comedian
America Places