Author: Mike Ditka

George Halas throws nickels around like man hole covers.

(1939 – ) American football player & coach
Football Sports

The shoulder surgery was a success; the lobotomy failed.

(1939 – ) American football player & coach
Football Misspokements Sports

We have a strange and wonderful relationship – he's strange and I'm wonderful.

(1939 – ) American football player & coach
People

What's the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? … In six weeks, the puppy stops whining.

(1939 – ) American football player & coach
Football Sports

Some teams are fair haired, we're not – some teams are the Smiths, we're the Grabowskis.

(1939 – ) American football player & coach
Football Sports

A big factor in the game was the number of points scored.

(1939 – ) American football player & coach
Football Misspokements Sports