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Author: Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Apparently the understudy had to go because of her throat; I suppose someone threatened to cut it.
Mrs. Patrick Campbell
(1865-1940) English actress
Acting
Entertainment
Insults
Reviews/Criticism
Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? … that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
Mrs. Patrick Campbell
(1865-1940) English actress
Men
People
Women
Sense of humor
The first time I saw you on stage I realized what a wonderful voice you've got; I think you're so brave not to have had it trained.
Mrs. Patrick Campbell
(1865-1940) English actress
Entertainment
Insults
Reviews/Criticism
Singing
To an actress
There is less in this than meets the eye.
Mrs. Patrick Campbell
(1865-1940) English actress
Reviews/Criticism
Of a play
She comes on stage as if she had been sent for to sew rings on the new curtains.
Mrs. Patrick Campbell
(1865-1940) English actress
Acting
Reviews/Criticism
Lillian Gish in “Ophelia”
Watching Tallulah Bankhead on the stage is like watching somebody skating on thin ice – everyone wants to be there when it breaks.
Mrs. Patrick Campbell
(1865-1940) English actress
Acting
Reviews/Criticism
Tallulah Bankhead
It doesn’t matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses.
Mrs. Patrick Campbell
(1865-1940) English actress
Sex
On homosexuality