Author: Murray Walker

The faster he goes, the quicker he’ll get to the pits; the slower he goes, the longer it will take.

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Brundle is driving an absolutely pluperfect race.

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Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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The lead is now 6.9 seconds… in fact, it’s just under 7 seconds.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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The gap between the two cars is 0.9 of a second, which is less than one second.

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That’s history; I say history because it happened in the past.

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A sad ending, albeit a happy one, here at Montreal for today’s Grand Prix.

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There is nothing wrong with the car except that it is on fire.

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Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna’s Lotus sounding rough?

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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Villeneuve is now twelve seconds ahead of Villeneuve.

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You can't see a digital clock because there isn't one.

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Alain Prost is in a commanding second position.

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…. Into lap 53, the penultimate last lap but one. 

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That’s the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year.

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Schumacher has made his final stop three times.

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Alesi is in second place, and Hill is in second place.

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Frentzen is taking… er… reducing that gap between himself and Frentzen.

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Jenson Button is in the top ten… in eleventh position.

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I make no apologies for their absence… I’m sorry they’re not here.

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As you can see, visually, with your eyes… look up there! … that’s the sky!

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The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.

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