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Author: Murray Walker Page 2
You have to wonder what kind of chemical reactions were taking place inside Walker’s head when he said these things.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Speech
Sports
Mansell knows exactly where he (Ayrton Senna) is because he can see him in his earphones.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Colemanballs
That’s history; I say history because it happened in the past.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
History
Misspokements
Time
The faster he goes, the quicker he’ll get to the pits; the slower he goes, the longer it will take.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Time
And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn’t surprising as this is an all Escort race.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
And the first five places are filled by five different cars.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
And there’s the man in the green flag!
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
You might not think that’s cricket, and it’s not; it’s motor racing.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Fairness
Villeneuve is now twelve seconds ahead of Villeneuve.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
There are four different cars filling the first four places.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
That’s the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
You can't see a digital clock because there isn't one.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Only a few more laps to go and then the action will begin… unless this is the action, which it is.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Alesi is in second place, and Hill is in second place.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
And there’s no damage to the car… except to the car itself.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Racing
The gap between the two cars is 0.9 of a second, which is less than one second.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Time
It’s lap 26 of 58, which unless I’m very much mistaken is half way.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
He can’t decide whether to have his visor half open or half closed.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Activities
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Visor
Tambay’s hopes, which were nil before, are absolutely zero now.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Nigel Mansell is the last person in the race apart from the five in front of him.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
This has been a great season for Nelson Piquet, as he is now known, and always has been.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
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