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Author: Murray Walker Page 2
A sad ending, albeit a happy one, here at Montreal for today’s Grand Prix.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
I was there when I said it.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Mansell knows exactly where he (Ayrton Senna) is because he can see him in his earphones.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Colemanballs
There are four different cars filling the first four places.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Frentzen is taking… er… reducing that gap between himself and Frentzen.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Insults
Misspokements
Sports
There is nothing wrong with the car except that it is on fire.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Problems
Sports
Fire
Let’s stop the startwatch.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Sports
We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
As you can see, visually, with your eyes… look up there! … that’s the sky!
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
The gap between the two cars is 0.9 of a second, which is less than one second.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Time
And he’s done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
I make no apologies for their absence… I’m sorry they’re not here.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Excuses
Jenson Button is in the top ten… in eleventh position.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Jacques Lafitte is as close to Surer as Surer is to Lafitte.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Only a few more laps to go and then the action will begin… unless this is the action, which it is.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
And there’s no damage to the car… except to the car itself.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Racing
Nigel Mansell is the last person in the race apart from the five in front of him.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
The faster he goes, the quicker he’ll get to the pits; the slower he goes, the longer it will take.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Time
Brundle is driving an absolutely pluperfect race.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
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