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Author: Murray Walker Page 2
I wonder if Watson is in the relaxed state of mind he's in.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Only a few more laps to go and then the action will begin… unless this is the action, which it is.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Nigel Mansell is the last person in the race apart from the five in front of him.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Villeneuve is now twelve seconds ahead of Villeneuve.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
That’s history; I say history because it happened in the past.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
History
Misspokements
Time
…. Into lap 53, the penultimate last lap but one.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
The lead is now 6.9 seconds… in fact, it’s just under 7 seconds.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Jenson Button is in the top ten… in eleventh position.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
I imagine the conditions in those cars today are totally unimaginable.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Let’s stop the startwatch.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Sports
And now Jacques Laffitte is as close to Surer as Surer is to Laffitte.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna’s Lotus sounding rough?
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn’t surprising as this is an all Escort race.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
With two laps to go then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
And there’s no damage to the car… except to the car itself.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Racing
Frentzen is taking… er… reducing that gap between himself and Frentzen.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
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