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Author: Murray Walker Page 3
Brundle is driving an absolutely pluperfect race.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Nigel Mansell is the last person in the race apart from the five in front of him.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Anything happens in Grand Prix racing, and it usually does.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Sports
With two laps to go then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Alain Prost is in a commanding second position.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Only a few more laps to go and then the action will begin… unless this is the action, which it is.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
I imagine the conditions in those cars today are totally unimaginable.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
This is lap 54; after that, it’s 55, 56, 57, 58.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Alesi is in second place, and Hill is in second place.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
There is nothing wrong with the car except that it is on fire.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Problems
Sports
Fire
You have to wonder what kind of chemical reactions were taking place inside Walker’s head when he said these things.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Speech
Sports
You might not think that’s cricket, and it’s not; it’s motor racing.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Fairness
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