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Author: Murray Walker Page 3
Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
There is nothing wrong with the car except that it is on fire.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Problems
Sports
Fire
Villeneuve is now twelve seconds ahead of Villeneuve.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
The gap between the two cars is 0.9 of a second, which is less than one second.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Time
Unless I’m very much mistaken… I AM very much mistaken!
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
There are four different cars filling the first four places.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
And the first five places are filled by five different cars.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
And here comes Mika Hakkinen, double world champion twice over.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
I wonder if Watson is in the relaxed state of mind he's in.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
A sad ending, albeit a happy one, here at Montreal for today’s Grand Prix.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
The faster he goes, the quicker he’ll get to the pits; the slower he goes, the longer it will take.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Time
A mediocre season for Nelson Piquet as he is now known and always has been.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Nigel Mansell is the last person in the race apart from the five in front of him.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Tambay’s hopes, which were nil before, are absolutely zero now.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
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