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Author: Murray Walker Page 3
We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Mansell knows exactly where he (Ayrton Senna) is because he can see him in his earphones.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Colemanballs
A sad ending, albeit a happy one, here at Montreal for today’s Grand Prix.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna’s Lotus sounding rough?
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
I wonder if Watson is in the relaxed state of mind he's in.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
You can't see a digital clock because there isn't one.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
And he’s done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Frentzen is taking… er… reducing that gap between himself and Frentzen.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
And Michael Schumacher is actually in a very good position… he’s in last place.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Alain Prost is in a commanding second position.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
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