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Author: Napoleon Bonaparte
The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.
Napoleon Bonaparte
(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
Characteristics
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What is history but a set of lies agreed upon.
Napoleon Bonaparte
(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
History
Time
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Napoleon Bonaparte
(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte
(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte
(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
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Glory
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Maybe it would have been better if neither of us had been born.
Napoleon Bonaparte
(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
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Painter Jean-Jacques Rousseau
He is a silk stocking filled with dung.
Napoleon Bonaparte
(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
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French statesman Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord
In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.
Napoleon Bonaparte
(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
Government
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Stupidity
Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.
Napoleon Bonaparte
(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
Intelligence
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