Author: Natasha Leggero

Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

(1974 – ) American comedian
Children Family

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

(1974 – ) American comedian
Occupations Work

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

(1974 – ) American comedian
Education School

Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.

(1974 – ) American comedian
Sex

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber’s calf, he would’ve never started Christianity.

(1974 – ) American comedian
Miscellaneous

Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire… that’s the new American dream.

(1974 – ) American comedian
Success

The waiters in France could all be senators in the U.S.

(1974 – ) American comedian
Government Places

Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to accommodate all these singing shows.

(1974 – ) American comedian
America Places Success