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Author: Niels Bohr
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
Niels Bohr
(1885 – 1962) Danish physicist
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Niels Bohr
(1885 – 1962) Danish physicist
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When asked whether he really believed a horseshoe hanging over his door would bring him good luck
We all agree your theory is crazy… but is it crazy enough to be true?
Niels Bohr
(1885 – 1962) Danish physicist
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An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
Niels Bohr
(1885 – 1962) Danish physicist
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