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Author: Noel Coward Page 3
Do I believe in God? … Let’s say we have a working relationship.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
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God
Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
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Many years ago I remember a famous actress explaining to me with perfect seriousness that before making an entrance she always stood aside to allow God to go on first; I can also remember that on that particular occasion He gave a singularly uninspired performance.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
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People
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The higher the building the lower the morals.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
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Morals
If they'd stuffed the child's head up the horse's arse, they would have solved two problems at once.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Reviews/Criticism
Theater
When the opening night of the London musical “Gone With the Wind” was marred by an obnoxious young actress and a horse that relieved itself onstage
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