Author: Oscar Levant Page 3

She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

It's not what you are but what you don't become that hurts.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

When I was young, I looked like Al Capone but I lacked his compassion.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

I'm convinced that his voice comes out of his eyelids.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor