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Author: Oscar Levant Page 3
She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Characteristics
Insults
When I can’t sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Books
Insults
Reading/Writing
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Insomnia
Steve Allen
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Intelligence
Genius
Humility
I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good book… or a friend who’s read one.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Age
Books
Friends
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A musical is a series of catastrophes ending with a floor show.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Entertainment
Musical
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
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Situations
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Epigram: A wisecrack that played Carnegie Hall.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Communication
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In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Characteristics
People
Self
I think a lot of Bernstein… but not as much as he does.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
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Ego
Of Leonard Bernstein
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