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Author: Oscar Levant Page 3
There's a fine line between genius and insanity and I have erased this line.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Intelligence
Fine line
Genius
Insanity
I'm convinced that his voice comes out of his eyelids.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Entertainment
People
Perry Como
Singing
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Characteristics
Situations
Chaos
Frenzy
When I can’t sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Books
Insults
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Steve Allen
A musical is a series of catastrophes ending with a floor show.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Entertainment
Musical
I knew her before she was a virgin.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Age
Old
Doris Day
She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Characteristics
Insults
I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good book… or a friend who’s read one.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Age
Books
Friends
People
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Sleep
I envy people who drink… at least they have something to blame everything on.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Alcohol
Food/Drink
People
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