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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 2
There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Death
Speech
Being talked about
If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Honesty
Truth
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Optimism
Bigamy is having one wife too many; monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Marriage
Wives
Bigamy
Monogamy
The problem with the common person is that he is so unbearably common!
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
People
The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary for both parties.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Husbands
Marriage
Wives
Deception
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Friends
Insults
People
She wore far too much rouge last night, and not quite enough clothes; that is always a sign of despair in a woman.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Marriage
Engagements
He [Bernard Shaw] hasn’t an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
George Bernard Shaw
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities
Men
People
Women
Advances
He knew the precise psychological moment when to say nothing.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Last words
Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attraction of others.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
People
Myth
Wickedness
He would stab his best friend for the sake of writing an epigram on his tombstone.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
Reading/Writing
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Money
Income
Interest
Frank Harris is invited to all of the great houses in England – once.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Natural
The worst vice of the fanatic is his sincerity.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Fanatic
Sincerity
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions
Love
Women
Humor
Romance
Relations are a tedious lot of people who don’t know how to live or when to die.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
Relationships
Relatives
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