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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 3
A man's face is his autobiography; a womans face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Men
People
Women
I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent invitation.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Situations
Invitations
He [Bernard Shaw] hasn’t an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
George Bernard Shaw
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Honesty
Dangerous
Fatal
Sincerity
Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
People
Relationships
Women
I don’t like the Switzerland: it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Places
Switzerland
There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Reading/Writing
Reviews/Criticism
About Alexander Pope
Poetry
Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attraction of others.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
People
Myth
Wickedness
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Eating
Food/Drink
Intelligence
Breakfast
When we are happy we are always good, but when we are good we are not always happy.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Emotions
Happiness
Good
The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary for both parties.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Husbands
Marriage
Wives
Deception
Women’s styles may change, but their designs remain the same.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Clothing
People
Women
Fashion
Intent
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Places
Barbarism
Civilization
Criticism
Decadence
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Intelligence
Money
Imagination
Within their means
He [Bernard Shaw] hasn’t an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
George Bernard Shaw
There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Frequency
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Resist
Temptation
It is only the shallow people who do not judge by appearance.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
People
Judgment
Shallow people
When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age
Life
Money
Young
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities
Age
Exercise
Young
Do anything
Respectable
There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Death
Speech
Being talked about
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