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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 3
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Marriage
Engagements
There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Frequency
Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Temptation
I like Wagner’s music better than anybody’s; it is so loud that one can talk the whole time without people hearing what one says.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Entertainment
Music
Reviews/Criticism
Richard Wagner
No great artist ever sees things as they really are; if he did, he would cease to be an artist.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Art
Entertainment
Artists
Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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Sports
America is one long expectoration.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Insults
Places
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Optimism
I don't recognize you – I've changed a lot.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
Prayer must never be answered: if it is, it ceases to be prayer and becomes correspondence.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Beliefs
Communication
Prayer
A mutual misunderstanding.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions
Love
The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden… it ends with Revelations.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Beliefs
Books
Communication
Bible
Book of Life
I like Wagner's music better than any other music; it is so loud that one can talk the whole time without people hearing what one says.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
Music
From “The Picture of Dorian Gray”
On composer Richard Wagner
There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Death
Speech
Being talked about
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Intelligence
Money
Imagination
Within their means
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Men
People
Women
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Wordplay
Work
Spoonerism
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Individuals
People
Principles
I like to do all the talking myself; it saves time, and prevents arguments.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Speech
Arguments
Men always want to be a woman's first love; women like to be a man's last romance.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions
Love
Men
Women
Romance
Good intentions are invariably ungrammatical.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Miscellaneous
Good intentions
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