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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 3
Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Temptation
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Education
The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Entertainment
Reviews/Criticism
Audiences
Theater
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age
Characteristics
Honesty
People
Truth
Women
Men always want to be a woman's first love; women like to be a man's last romance.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions
Love
Men
Women
Romance
When we are happy we are always good, but when we are good we are not always happy.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Emotions
Happiness
Good
Fathers should neither be seen nor heard; that is the only proper basis for family life.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Family
Fathers
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions
Happiness
Love
Men
Women
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities
Age
Exercise
Young
Do anything
Respectable
We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
England
Language
Places
Duty is what one expects from others, it is not what one does oneself.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
People
Duty
Purpose
Frank Harris is invited to all of the great houses in England – once.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Last words
He [Bernard Shaw] hasn’t an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
George Bernard Shaw
Women’s styles may change, but their designs remain the same.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Clothing
People
Women
Fashion
Intent
The critic has to educate the public; the artist has to educate the critic.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Entertainment
Opinion
Artists
Critics
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Marriage
Men
Women
She is a peacock in everything but beauty.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Body
Insults
Criticism
Time is a waste of money.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Money
Time
Crying is the refuge of plain women, but the ruin of pretty ones.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
People
Women
Crying
Refuge
A mutual misunderstanding.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions
Love
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