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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 4
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
People
Gutter
Stars
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Education
The critic has to educate the public; the artist has to educate the critic.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Entertainment
Opinion
Artists
Critics
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Optimism
A bad temper, like Mr. Whistler's paintings, should never be displayed in public.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Reviews/Criticism
Bad temper
Painter James Whistler
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Individuals
People
Principles
Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Ambition
Expert: An ordinary man away from home giving advice.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Occupations
People
Expert
Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Temptation
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both seems like carelessness.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Family
Parents
Relationships
Carelessness
Misfortune
Men always want to be a woman's first love; women like to be a man's last romance.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions
Love
Men
Women
Romance
I understand that many newlyweds are vacationing here (Niagara Falls)… I suppose seeing the falls was their second biggest disappointment.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Husbands
Marriage
Wives
Disappointment
Honeymoons
Newlyweds
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Mistakes
Problems
Experience
Name
Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
People
Relationships
Women
I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent invitation.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Situations
Invitations
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Marriage
Engagements
Of course, America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Insults
Places
To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Natural
Duty is what one expects from others, it is not what one does oneself.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
People
Duty
Purpose
Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Clothing
People
Women
Advice
The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary for both parties.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Husbands
Marriage
Wives
Deception
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