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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 5
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities
Characteristics
Games
Honesty
Cards
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Money
Income
Interest
Frank Harris is invited to all of the great houses in England – once.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Temptation
It is only the shallow people who do not judge by appearance.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
People
Judgment
Shallow people
True friends stab you in the front.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Conflict
Friends
Old
People
A poet can survive anything but a misprint.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Language
Reading/Writing
Misprints
Poets
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Mistakes
Problems
Experience
Name
Prayer must never be answered: if it is, it ceases to be prayer and becomes correspondence.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Beliefs
Communication
Prayer
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Beliefs
Resolutions
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Emotions
People
Annoyance
Enemies
Forgive
Bad artists always admire each other’s work.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Art
Entertainment
Artists
If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Marriage
Men
People
Women
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Intelligence
Money
Imagination
Within their means
He would stab his best friend for the sake of writing an epigram on his tombstone.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
Reading/Writing
I understand that many newlyweds are vacationing here (Niagara Falls)… I suppose seeing the falls was their second biggest disappointment.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Husbands
Marriage
Wives
Disappointment
Honeymoons
Newlyweds
Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Sports
Rugby
There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Death
Speech
Being talked about
Crying is the refuge of plain women, but the ruin of pretty ones.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
People
Women
Crying
Refuge
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Insults
The young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age
Young
Inexperience
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