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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 5
If I hadn’t my debts I shouldn’t have anything to think about.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Money
Debts
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Education
The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary for both parties.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Husbands
Marriage
Wives
Deception
Women’s styles may change, but their designs remain the same.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Clothing
People
Women
Fashion
Intent
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Individuals
People
Principles
Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Sports
Rugby
I don't recognize you – I've changed a lot.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Natural
A monstrous orchid.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
About Aubrey Beardsley
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Honesty
Truth
Pure
Simple
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Situations
Temptation
Yield
Crying is the refuge of plain women, but the ruin of pretty ones.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
People
Women
Crying
Refuge
A man's face is his autobiography; a woman's face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Men
People
Women
Face
I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent invitation.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Situations
Invitations
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Body
Ugly
Beautiful
Prayer must never be answered: if it is, it ceases to be prayer and becomes correspondence.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Beliefs
Communication
Prayer
Relations are a tedious lot of people who don’t know how to live or when to die.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
Relationships
Relatives
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Age
Characteristics
Honesty
People
Truth
Women
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Places
Barbarism
Civilization
Criticism
Decadence
He [Bernard Shaw] hasn’t an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
George Bernard Shaw
It is only the shallow people who do not judge by appearance.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
People
Judgment
Shallow people
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