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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 5
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Situations
Temptation
Yield
A man's face is his autobiography; a womans face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Men
People
Women
I like Wagner's music better than any other music; it is so loud that one can talk the whole time without people hearing what one says.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
Music
From “The Picture of Dorian Gray”
On composer Richard Wagner
Men always want to be a woman's first love; women like to be a man's last romance.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions
Love
Men
Women
Romance
Prayer must never be answered: if it is, it ceases to be prayer and becomes correspondence.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Beliefs
Communication
Prayer
I dislike arguments of any kind; they are always vulgar, and often convincing.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Aarguments
She wore far too much rouge last night, and not quite enough clothes; that is always a sign of despair in a woman.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
The difference between journalism and literature is that journalism is unreadable and literature is never read.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Insults
Reading/Writing
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
People
Gentlemen
A bad temper, like Mr. Whistler's paintings, should never be displayed in public.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Reviews/Criticism
Bad temper
Painter James Whistler
Relations are a tedious lot of people who don’t know how to live or when to die.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
Relationships
Relatives
My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Last words
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Mistakes
Problems
Experience
Name
A monstrous orchid.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
About Aubrey Beardsley
No great artist ever sees things as they really are; if he did, he would cease to be an artist.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Art
Entertainment
Artists
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Body
Ugly
Beautiful
The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary for both parties.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Husbands
Marriage
Wives
Deception
The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Entertainment
Reviews/Criticism
Audiences
Theater
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Opinion
People
Agree
A pessimist is one who, when he has a choice of two evils, chooses both.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
People
Evil
Pessimists
Of course, America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Insults
Places
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