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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 6
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Men
People
Women
Expert: An ordinary man away from home giving advice.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Occupations
People
Expert
A pessimist is one who, when he has a choice of two evils, chooses both.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
People
Evil
Pessimists
The problem with the common person is that he is so unbearably common!
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
People
Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Clothing
People
Women
Advice
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Beliefs
God
People
Ability
Overestimation
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities
Characteristics
Games
Fairness
Winning cards
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Places
Barbarism
Civilization
Criticism
Decadence
Good intentions are invariably ungrammatical.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Good intentions
Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Temptation
Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Ambition
A man's face is his autobiography; a woman's face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
Men
People
Women
Face
He [Bernard Shaw] hasn’t an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
George Bernard Shaw
She wore far too much rouge last night, and not quite enough clothes; that is always a sign of despair in a woman.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Money
Income
Interest
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both seems like carelessness.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Family
Parents
Relationships
Carelessness
Misfortune
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