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Author: Oscar Wilde Page 6
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Insults
She wore far too much rouge last night, and not quite enough clothes; that is always a sign of despair in a woman.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America
Places
Barbarism
Civilization
Criticism
Decadence
Good intentions are invariably ungrammatical.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Good intentions
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both seems like carelessness.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Family
Parents
Relationships
Carelessness
Misfortune
Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Clothing
People
Women
Advice
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions
Happiness
People
Leaving
Men always want to be a woman's first love; women like to be a man's last romance.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions
Love
Men
Women
Romance
Duty is what one expects from others, it is not what one does oneself.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
People
Duty
Purpose
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions
Happiness
Love
Men
Women
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Eating
Food/Drink
Intelligence
Breakfast
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Beliefs
God
People
Ability
Overestimation
Be moderate in all things, including moderation.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics
Advice
Moderation
Good intentions are invariably ungrammatical.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Miscellaneous
Good intentions
Relations are a tedious lot of people who don’t know how to live or when to die.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults
Relationships
Relatives
The critic has to educate the public; the artist has to educate the critic.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Communication
Entertainment
Opinion
Artists
Critics
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