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If he had a mind, there was something on it.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Insults Intelligence

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Intelligence Wisdom

The least thing upsets him on the links; he missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Characteristics Golf Sports

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Health Life Measles

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth; it is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Age Golf Sports Success Wealth

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Insults Intelligence

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Age Golf Sports Measles

Golf… is the infallible test; the man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Golf Honesty Sports

Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers; unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Books Communication Reading/Writing Novels

A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of someone who had searched for the leak in life’s gas pipe with a lighted candle.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Characteristics Death

The usual drawback to success is that it annoys one’s friends so.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Success

Why don't you get a haircut… you look like a chrysanthemum?

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Appearance Insults

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

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Author: P.G. Wodehouse Page 2

If he had a mind, there was something on it.

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

The least thing upsets him on the links; he missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth; it is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf… is the infallible test; the man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.

Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers; unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels.

A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of someone who had searched for the leak in life’s gas pipe with a lighted candle.

The usual drawback to success is that it annoys one’s friends so.

Why don't you get a haircut… you look like a chrysanthemum?

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.