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The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem – slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Golf Sports Caddies

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Characteristics Men People Women Poise

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Intelligence Wisdom

A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of someone who had searched for the leak in life’s gas pipe with a lighted candle.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Characteristics Death

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Intelligence Memory

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Health Life Measles

The least thing upsets him on the links; he missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Characteristics Golf Sports

All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains; what good are brains to a man? … they only unsettle him.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Husbands Intelligence Marriage Wisdom

In boxing the right cross-counter is distinctly one of those things it is more blessed to give than to receive.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Boxing Sports Punches

To find a man’s true character, play golf with him.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Characteristics Golf Sports

The usual drawback to success is that it annoys one’s friends so.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Success

… I hadn’t the heart to touch my breakfast; I told Jeeves to drink it himself.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

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Author: P.G. Wodehouse Page 2

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem – slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of someone who had searched for the leak in life’s gas pipe with a lighted candle.

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

The least thing upsets him on the links; he missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains; what good are brains to a man? … they only unsettle him.

In boxing the right cross-counter is distinctly one of those things it is more blessed to give than to receive.

To find a man’s true character, play golf with him.

The usual drawback to success is that it annoys one’s friends so.

… I hadn’t the heart to touch my breakfast; I told Jeeves to drink it himself.