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Author: Paul 'Bear' Bryant
First year, a .500 season – second year, a conference championship – third year, undefeated – fourth year, a national championship – and in the fifth year, we’ll be on probation, of course.
Paul 'Bear' Bryant
1913 – 1983) American college football coach
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Outlining a five-year plan for success
Winning isn’t everything, but it beats anything that comes in second.
Paul 'Bear' Bryant
1913 – 1983) American college football coach
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If anything goes bad, I did it… if anything goes semi-good, we did it… if anything goes really good, then you did it; that's all it takes to get people to win football games for you.
Paul 'Bear' Bryant
1913 – 1983) American college football coach
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When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Paul 'Bear' Bryant
1913 – 1983) American college football coach
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Attributed to many]
It's kind of hard to rally around a math class.
Paul 'Bear' Bryant
1913 – 1983) American college football coach
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I don't hire anybody not brighter than I am; if they're not brighter than I am, I don't need them.
Paul 'Bear' Bryant
1913 – 1983) American college football coach
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