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Author: Pauline Kael
Her only flair is in her nostrils.
Pauline Kael
(1919 – 2001) American film critic
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Of an unknown actress
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This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness.
Pauline Kael
(1919 – 2001) American film critic
Reviews/Criticism
The first prerogative of an artist in any medium is to make a fool of himself.
Pauline Kael
(1919 – 2001) American film critic
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He has turned almost alarmingly blond – he's gone past platinum, he must be plutonium; his hair is coordinated with his teeth.
Pauline Kael
(1919 – 2001) American film critic
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About Robert Redford