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Author: Pete Rose
I’m no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and 4,200 hits.
Pete Rose
American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball.
Pete Rose
American baseball player
Appearance
Baseball
Body
Intelligence
Sports
It's like Christmas, except it's warmer.
Pete Rose
American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
On Opening Day
All I want is for my case to be heard before an
impractical
decision-maker.
Pete Rose
American baseball player
Malaprops
Impartial
I’d be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball.
Pete Rose
American baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Betting