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Author: Peter Jones
Runners up at Wembley four times, never bride always the bridegrooms, Leicester.
Peter Jones
English football player
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And Arsenal now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.
Peter Jones
English football player
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So it means that, mathematically, Southampton have 58 points.
Peter Jones
English football player
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Ian Rush, deadly ten times out of ten, but that wasn't one of them.
Peter Jones
English football player
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It's always very satisfying to beat Arsenal, as indeed Arsenal would admit.
Peter Jones
English football player
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Wallace, moving forward, his red hair always in the action.
Peter Jones
English football player
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We go into the second half with United 1-0 up, so the game is perfectly balanced.
Peter Jones
English football player
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It really needed the blink of an eyelid, otherwise you would have missed it.
Peter Jones
English football player
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And Arsenal [English Soccer Club] now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.
Peter Jones
English football player
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