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Author: Peter Travers
After Earth
merits comparison with
2000’s Battlefield Earth
, John Travolta’s godawful film tribute to the sci-fi novel by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Yes, it’s that bad.
Peter Travers
American film critic & televison interviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“After Earth”
Your expectations of how bad >The Lone Ranger is can’t trump the reality.
Peter Travers
American film critic & televison interviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“The Lone Ranger”
On film,
Bonfire
achieves a consistency of ineptitude rare even in this era of over-inflated cinematic air bags.
Peter Travers
American film critic & televison interviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“The Bonfire of the Vanities”
With this kind of epic ineptitude – hell, the flick is set in the year 3000 – you go for “worst of the millennium.”
Peter Travers
American film critic & televison interviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Battlefield Earth”
Purists, be warned: This scare-flick quickie [
House of Wax
] has as much relation to the 1953 Vincent Price classic with the same title as Paris Hilton does to acting.
Peter Travers
American film critic & televison interviewer
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Reviews/Criticism
“House of Wax”