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Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Art is a jealous mistress and if a man has a genius for painting, poetry, music, architecture or philosophy, he makes a bad husband and an ill provider.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher
Art
Entertainment
The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher
Age
Entertainment
Music
Old
People
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher
Government
Marriage
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Influence
Power
The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said to have died of a broken heart.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher
Emotions
England
Money
People
Places
Wealth
A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher
Children
Family
Old
There never was a child so lovely, but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher
Age
Children
Family
Situations
Sleep
We are shut up in schools and college recitation rooms for ten or fifteen years, and come out at last with a bellyful of words and do not know a thing.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher
Education
Learning
School
Every drop of blood in that man's veins has eyes that look downward.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher
Insults
That which we call sin in others is experimentation for us.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher
Beliefs
Characteristics
Experiments
Sin
Money often costs too much.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher
Money
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher
Characteristics
Honesty
Honor
Spoons