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Author: Randall “Tex” Cobb
I can do my sport no greater service.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
After being told that commentator Howard Cosell had hung up his mic after being so appalled at the one-sidedness of the Holmes-Cobb fight
I’m not fat.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
In response to a reporter who said Cobb was a fat cocaine snorting drunk
If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight – six of my pals were swinging him around by his heels at the time.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
Boxing writers are the only people out there who have less constructive jobs than what I do; I don't do nothing but hit people, and those mothers don't do nothing but write about what I do!
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
Boxing writers
I can take it but I can't dish it out.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
I don't know, I've never hit myself.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
On being asked his best punch
I don't think his hands could take the abuse.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
On whether he wanted a rematch with Larry Holmes
I'll go another 15 rounds with Holmes if Howard will quit announcing football!
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
About commentator Howard Cosell
I'll do anything to keep from working for a living; if I've gotta fight a circus bear, then let's get the drawers on him and get it on!
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Occupations
Sports
Work
I'm actually getting to sleep before I have breakfast.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
On keeping sober during training
Johnny Carson gently suggested to Cobb that Larry Holmes seemed to be always a step ahead of him
Cobb replied: Did it seem that way to you too?
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
Larry Holmes
Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
On Earnie Shavers
I'd love to fight Gerry Cooney. But I have my price – 25 cents and a loose woman.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
Don King is one of the great humanitarians of our time. He has risen above that great term, prejudice. He has screwed everybody he has ever been around. Hog, dog, or frog, it don't matter to Don. If you got a quarter, he wants the first 26 cents.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Insults
Sports
Don King
All I do is hit somebody in the mouth; it's a whole lot easier than working for a living.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
Work
Only if it's held in a phone booth.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
When asked if he would fight Larry Holmes again
I'd have been more active in there, if only I'd been a little more sober.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
I wasn't talking to Holmes in there; every time I felt like saying something to him I found it hard because he kept putting his left hand in my mouth.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
Larry Holmes
Larry Holmes didn't beat me — he just won the first 15 rounds.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
Following his beating by Larry Holmes
When I got up I stuck to my plan… stumbling forward and getting hit in the face.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
On his fight with Larry Holmes
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