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Author: Randall “Tex” Cobb Page 2
Only if it's held in a phone booth.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
When asked if he would fight Larry Holmes again
If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
I'll do anything to keep from working for a living; if I've gotta fight a circus bear, then let's get the drawers on him and get it on!
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Occupations
Sports
Work
Johnny Carson gently suggested to Cobb that Larry Holmes seemed to be always a step ahead of him
Cobb replied: Did it seem that way to you too?
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
Larry Holmes
Boxing writers are the only people out there who have less constructive jobs than what I do; I don't do nothing but hit people, and those mothers don't do nothing but write about what I do!
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
Boxing writers
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