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Author: Raul Julia

Eyes, fingers, toes: two, ten, eleven.

Raul Julia

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor

Morticia: When we first met years ago, it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air. A boy.
Gomez: A girl.
Morticia: An open grave. It was my first funeral.
Gomez: You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse.

Raul Julia

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”

I didn’t hate my mother; it was an accident!

Raul Julia

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor

Mothers TV/Movie Quotes As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”

That poor girl… Lurch, was she in there before you baked?

Raul Julia

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Gomez Addams in “Addams Family Values” Waiting for the girl to pop out of a cake

I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.

Raul Julia

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”

That’s the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand!

Raul Julia

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”

Fester, I hope one day you feel the indescribable joy of having kids, and having someone else raise them.

Raul Julia

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family Values”

Mr. Buckman: Our Amanda’s already skipped two grades. How about your boy?
Gomez: Probation!

Raul Julia

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Gomez Addams in “Addams Family Values”

I’ve smoked since I was five… mother insisted.

Raul Julia

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”

You are so dashing, you could have any woman you wanted: dead or alive.

Raul Julia

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”

You'll meet someone… someone very special… someone who won't press charges…

Raul Julia

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family” To Uncle Fester

To mirth, to merriment… to manslaughter.

Raul Julia

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor

TV/Movie Quotes A toast to his family As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”

[The dancer in the cake doesn’t pop out.] Gomez: Was she in the cake before you baked it?
[Lurch hangs his head.]

Raul Julia

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”

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Author: Raul Julia

Eyes, fingers, toes: two, ten, eleven.

Morticia: When we first met years ago, it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air. A boy.
Gomez: A girl.
Morticia: An open grave. It was my first funeral.
Gomez: You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse.

I didn’t hate my mother; it was an accident!

That poor girl… Lurch, was she in there before you baked?

I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.

That’s the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand!

Fester, I hope one day you feel the indescribable joy of having kids, and having someone else raise them.

Mr. Buckman: Our Amanda’s already skipped two grades. How about your boy?
Gomez: Probation!

I’ve smoked since I was five… mother insisted.

You are so dashing, you could have any woman you wanted: dead or alive.

You'll meet someone… someone very special… someone who won't press charges…

To mirth, to merriment… to manslaughter.

[The dancer in the cake doesn’t pop out.] Gomez: Was she in the cake before you baked it?
[Lurch hangs his head.]