Author: Red Buttons
Dinah [Shore] formed a foundation to locate missing senior citizens by putting their pictures on prune juice bottles.
(1919 – 2006) American comedian & actor
Never raise your hands to your kids… it leaves your groin unprotected.
(1919 – 2006) American comedian & actor
If Dracula bit Dean [Martin] in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.
(1919 – 2006) American comedian & actor
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
(1919 – 2006) American comedian & actor