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Author: Red Smith

Baseball owners have moral scruples against taking any man’s dollar when there is a chance to take a dollar and a quarter.

Red Smith

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

He is the best left fielder the Cardinals have, the best center fielder they have, the best first baseman they have. He is, in short, the best ball club in St. Louis and one of the best in the world.

Red Smith

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

Baseball Sports Of Stan Musial

Baseball is dull only to those with dull minds.

Red Smith

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

Baseball Intelligence People Sports

Dying is no big deal, living is the trick.

Red Smith

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

Death Life

The Russians have a weapon that can wipe out two hundred eighty thousand Americans… that puts them exactly ten years behind Howard Cosell.

Red Smith

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

Insults Howard Cosell

I took my parents back to the airport today. They leave tomorrow.

Red Smith

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

Misspokements

Sleep came as it must come to all British heavyweights, midway in the fifth round.

Red Smith

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

Boxing Sports Knock outs On boxer Bruce Woodcock

When Lew was a twenty game winner for the Milwaukee Braves, people needed three columns for his pitching record: won, lost and relative humidity.

Red Smith

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

Baseball Sports On Lew Burdette & his spitball

Ninety feet between bases is perhaps as close a man has ever come to perfection.

Red Smith

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

Baseball Sports

Writing is easy. You just open a vein and bleed.

Red Smith

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

Communication Reading/Writing

I understand, Moe, that you are in counter-intelligence, which, I assume, means you are against intelligence.

Red Smith

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

Baseball Intelligence Sports To baseball player & WWII spy Moe Berg

It was an ideal day for football – too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.

Red Smith

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

Cold Football Science/Weather Sports

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Author: Red Smith

Baseball owners have moral scruples against taking any man’s dollar when there is a chance to take a dollar and a quarter.

He is the best left fielder the Cardinals have, the best center fielder they have, the best first baseman they have. He is, in short, the best ball club in St. Louis and one of the best in the world.

Baseball is dull only to those with dull minds.

Dying is no big deal, living is the trick.

The Russians have a weapon that can wipe out two hundred eighty thousand Americans… that puts them exactly ten years behind Howard Cosell.

I took my parents back to the airport today. They leave tomorrow.

Sleep came as it must come to all British heavyweights, midway in the fifth round.

When Lew was a twenty game winner for the Milwaukee Braves, people needed three columns for his pitching record: won, lost and relative humidity.

Ninety feet between bases is perhaps as close a man has ever come to perfection.

Writing is easy. You just open a vein and bleed.

I understand, Moe, that you are in counter-intelligence, which, I assume, means you are against intelligence.

It was an ideal day for football – too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.