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Author: Reggie Jackson
Claudell Washington plays the outfield like he's trying to catch grenades.
Reggie Jackson
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Claudell Washington
Fielding
Blind people come to the park just to hear him pitch.
Reggie Jackson
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
On Tom Seaver
Pitching
The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.
Reggie Jackson
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
World Series
The only way I'm going to get a Gold Glove is with a can of spray paint.
Reggie Jackson
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Fielding
Gold Glove
You used to think if the score was 5-0, he'd hit a five-run home run.
Reggie Jackson
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
On Willie Mays