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In larger things we are convivial – What causes trouble is the trivial.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

Appearance Body Eating Fat Food/Drink

Middle-age is the time of life, that a man first notices – in his wife.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

Age Marriage Wives Middle age

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

Appearance Beauty

Many persons have difficulty remembering what President Franklin Pierce is best remembered for, and he is therefore probably best forgotten.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

People Franklin Pierce

Appetizers are little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

Food/Drink Appetizers

A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

Communication Rumors

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

Work Retirement