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Author: Rick Bayan Page 3
Lawyer: A professional advocate hired to bend the law on behalf of a paying client; for this reason considered the most suitable background for entry into politics.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions
Government
Lawyer
Orgasm: The punchline some women just don’t get, generally because their mates have a tendency to rush through the joke.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions
Sex
Orgasm
Job: A state of employment everyone wants but few look forward to on a Monday morning.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions
Work
J
Boss: A personal dictator appointed to those of us fortunate enough to live in free societies.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions
Work
Boss
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions
Things
Mirror
Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Age
Definitions
Food/Drink
Health
Old
Fiber
Funeral Home: a stately manse occupied by transients who continually receive visitors but lack the energy and inclination to entertain them.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions
Funeral Home
Necktie: A decorative noose worn by businessmen.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Clothing
Definitions
Necktie
Negotiating: The art of persuading your opponent to take the nice shiny copper penny and give you the wrinkled old paper money.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions
Money
Negotiating
Erudite: Exhibiting a degree of book learning fatal to success in any business or romantic enterprise.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Erudite
Hip: Smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge cliches.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Hip
Hip: Smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge cliches.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Miscellaneous
Culture
Hip
Quality of Life: What an industrialized nation is said to offer when enough of its citizens are suffering from terminal stress.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions
Quality of life
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