Author: Ricky Gervais

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

(1961 – ) English comedian, actor, director, producer & writer
Problems Situations TV/Movie Quotes

If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes – make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast.

(1961 – ) English comedian, actor, director, producer & writer
Time TV/Movie Quotes Work

Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.

(1961 – ) English comedian, actor, director, producer & writer
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Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!

(1961 – ) English comedian, actor, director, producer & writer
Death Family

Never do today that which will become someone else's responsibility tomorrow.

(1961 – ) English comedian, actor, director, producer & writer
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