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Author: Robert Brault
Eventually soul mates meet, for they have the same hiding place.
Robert Brault
American writer
People
Relationships
Soul mates
All my life I’ve wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought.
Robert Brault
American writer
Intelligence
Self
It is hard to resist a flatterer who gets it right.
Robert Brault
American writer
Reviews/Criticism
Flattery
Sign over the gates of hell: “24-Hour Delivery.”
Robert Brault
American writer
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Hell
I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.
Robert Brault
American writer
Miscellaneous
Ghosts
Goblins
If an artist has talent, he needs no other critic.
Robert Brault
American writer
Art
Entertainment
Reviews/Criticism
Yes, I worry about the craziest things, but better me than someone less qualified.
Robert Brault
American writer
Emotions
Worry
It’s not that I’m a Type‑B personality; it’s that I’m driven by a passionate, all-consuming desire to take it easy.
Robert Brault
American writer
Characteristics
Type‑B personality