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Author: Robert Brault
Eventually soul mates meet, for they have the same hiding place.
Robert Brault
American writer
People
Relationships
Soul mates
Yes, I worry about the craziest things, but better me than someone less qualified.
Robert Brault
American writer
Emotions
Worry
Sign over the gates of hell: “24-Hour Delivery.”
Robert Brault
American writer
Places
Hell
It is hard to resist a flatterer who gets it right.
Robert Brault
American writer
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Flattery
If an artist has talent, he needs no other critic.
Robert Brault
American writer
Art
Entertainment
Reviews/Criticism
It’s not that I’m a Type‑B personality; it’s that I’m driven by a passionate, all-consuming desire to take it easy.
Robert Brault
American writer
Characteristics
Type‑B personality
I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.
Robert Brault
American writer
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Ghosts
Goblins
All my life I’ve wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought.
Robert Brault
American writer
Intelligence
Self