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Elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.

Robert Heinlein

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Animals Definitions Elephant

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.

Robert Heinlein

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Alcohol Food/Drink Government Taxes Tax collectors

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Robert Heinlein

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Intelligence Stupidity

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Robert Heinlein

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Animals Cats People Women

It is better to copulate than never.

Robert Heinlein

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting.

Robert Heinlein

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Intelligence Stupidity

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac, but flowers work almost as well.

Robert Heinlein

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Money Sex Aphrodisiac Flowers

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.

Robert Heinlein

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Communication Reading/Writing Shame

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Robert Heinlein

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Emotions Exercise Love Sex

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

Robert Heinlein

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Characteristics Death Life Irony