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There are three things the average man thinks he can do better than everybody else: build a fire, run a motel and manage a baseball team.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

Baseball Sports Managing

You mix two jiggers of scotch with one jigger of Metracal [a diet supplement]; so far, I’ve lost five pounds and my driver’s license.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

Alcohol Food/Drink Misspokements Describing a diet drink he invented

I think it’s a good idea; it keeps the parents off the streets.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

Baseball Family Parents Sports On Little League baseball

I got a big charge out of seeing Ted Williams hit. Once in a while they let me try to field some of them, which sort of dimmed my enthusiasm.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

Baseball Sports Of Ted Williams

[He’s] the ultimate player-to-be-named-later.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

Baseball Misspokements Sports About Juan Uribe who changed his name before being delivered as the-player-to-be-named-later

An hour after the game, you want to go out and play them again.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

Baseball Sports On playing against a team from Japan

I managed good but, boy, did they play bad.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

Baseball Misspokements Sports Managing

The main quality a great third base coach must have is a fast runner.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

Baseball Misspokements Sports Baserunning Coaches