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Author: Roger Ebert Page 2
Pearl Harbor
is a two-hour movie squeezed into three hours…
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
Pearl Harbor
Little Indian, Big City
is one of the worst movies ever made. I detested every moronic minute of it…if you, under any circumstances, see
Little Indian, Big City,
I will never let you read one of my reviews again.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Little Indian
Big City”
The movie is an assault on the eyes, the ears, the brain, common sense, and the human desire to be entertained. No matter what they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
Of “Armageddon”
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
makes a living cleaning fish tanks and occasionally prostituting himself. How much he charges I'm not sure, but the price is worth it if it keeps him off the streets and out of another movie.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo”
Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson star. … If I were taken off the movie beat and assigned to cover the interior design of bowling alleys, I would have some idea of how they must have felt as they made this film.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days”
No matter what they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
Armageddon
The Last Airbender
is an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still waiting to be invented.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“The Last Airbender”
I've been reviewing movies for a long time, and I can't think of one that more dramatically shoots itself in the foot.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Diary of a Mad Black Woman”
If you plan to miss this movie, better miss it quickly; I doubt if it’ll be around to miss for long.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Americathon”
Young men: If you attend this crap with friends who admire it, tactfully inform them they are idiots. Young women: If your date likes this movie, tell him you’ve been thinking it over, and you think you should consider spending some time apart.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Battle: Los Angeles”
Was there no one connected with this project who read the screenplay, considered the story, evaluated the proposed film and vomited?
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
From review of “Last Rites”
Wild Wild West
is a comedy dead zone. You stare in disbelief as scenes flop and die. The movie is all concept and no content; the elaborate special effects are like watching money burn on the screen…
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Wild Wild West”
If I ever do a festival of films that deserve to be overlooked,
Friends & Lovers
is my opening night selection.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Friends and Lovers”
“This sucks on so many levels.” — Dialogue from Jason X. Rare for a movie to so frankly describe itself.
Jason X
sucks on the levels of storytelling, character development, suspense, special effects, originality, punctuation, neatness and aptness of thought.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Jason X”
To call
A Lot Like Love
dead in the water is an insult to water.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“A Lot Like Love”
The movie Ed Wood, about the worst director of all time, was made to prepare us for
Stargate.
– Review of “Stargate”
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Ed Wood”
“Stargate”
This is an old idea, beautifully expressed by Wordsworth, who said, ‘Heaven lies about us in our infancy.’ If I could quote the whole poem instead of completing this review, believe me, we’d all be happier. But I press on.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Baby Geniuses”
Boat Trip
arrives preceded by publicity saying many homosexuals have been outraged by the film. Now that it's in theaters, everybody else has a chance to join them. Not that the film is outrageous. That would be asking too much. It is dim-witted, unfunny, too shallow to be offensive…
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Boat Trip”
Watching
Mad Dog Time
is like waiting for the bus in a city where you're not sure they have a bus line.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
From “Mad Dog Time” review
Caligula
is sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash. If it is not the worst film I have ever seen, that makes it all the more shameful.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Caligula”
Spice World
is obviously intended as a ripoff of
A Hard Day's Night
which gave The Beatles to the movies… the huge difference, of course, is that the Beatles were talented — while, let's face it, the Spice Girls could be duplicated by any five women under the age of 30 standing in line at Dunkin' Donuts.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Spice World”
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