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Author: Roger Ebert Page 3
John Waters’
Pink Flamingos
has been restored for its 25th anniversary revival, and with any luck at all that means I won’t have to see it again for another 25 years. If I haven’t retired by then, I will.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
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“Pink Flamingos”
I will one day be thin… but Vincent Gallo will always be the director of
The Brown Bunny.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“The Brown Bunny”
If you plan to miss this movie, better miss it quickly; I doubt if it’ll be around to miss for long.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
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“Americathon”
Mad Dog Time
is the first movie I have seen that does not improve on the sight of a blank screen viewed for the same length of time.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
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“Mad Dog Time”
Pearl Harbor
is a two-hour movie squeezed into three hours…
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
Pearl Harbor
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
makes a living cleaning fish tanks and occasionally prostituting himself. How much he charges I'm not sure, but the price is worth it if it keeps him off the streets and out of another movie.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo”
The movie Ed Wood, about the worst director of all time, was made to prepare us for
Stargate.
– Review of “Stargate”
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Ed Wood”
“Stargate”
This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
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“Freddy Got Fingered”
I've seen audits that were more thrilling.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
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“Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles”
If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
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“Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen”
I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than
The Brown Bunny.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“The Brown Bunny”
Dirty Love wasn't written and directed, it was committed. Here is a film so pitiful, it doesn't rise to the level of badness.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Dirty Love”
If I ever do a festival of films that deserve to be overlooked,
Friends & Lovers
is my opening night selection.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Friends and Lovers”
Only enormously talented people could have made
Death to Smoochy.
Those with lesser gifts would have lacked the nerve to make a film so bad, so miscalculated, so lacking any connection with any possible audience.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
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“Death to Smoochy”
They say state-of-the-art special effects can create the illusion of anything on the screen, and now we have proof: It's possible for the Jim Henson folks and Industrial Light and Magic to put their heads together and come up with the most repulsive single creature in the history of special effects, and I am not forgetting the Chucky doll…
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
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Review of “Jack Frost”
Little Indian, Big City
is one of the worst movies ever made. I detested every moronic minute of it…if you, under any circumstances, see
Little Indian, Big City,
I will never let you read one of my reviews again.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Little Indian
Big City”
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