Author: Ronnie Shakes

After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes… he said, "No hablo Ingles."

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Emotions

My doctor gave me two weeks to live… I hope they're in August.

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Death Doctors Health

Last night, I blew $5,000 on a reincarnation seminar… I figured, ‘What the hell; you only live once.’

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Death Life

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?

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Books Characteristics Communication Reading/Writing

I like life… it's something to do.

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Life

My biggest fantasy in life is to have sex with two women… not in a night, but in my life.

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Sex