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Author: Rose Marie Page 2
Peter Marshall: True or false… if you have difficulty hitting the sack, a good idea is to talk yourself to sleep?Rose Marie: Or Tom Snyder could do the same thing.
Rose Marie
(1923 – ) American actress & comedian
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: According to Amy Vanderbilt, what is the maximum length of time you and your fiancé should be engaged?Rose Marie: Engaged in what?
Rose Marie
(1923 – ) American actress & comedian
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: True or false… most personal physical attacks are never reported to police.Rose Marie: No, I just put them in my diary.
Rose Marie
(1923 – ) American actress & comedian
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: According to Billy Graham, there is only one thing that can satisfy your deepest longings. What?Rose Marie: You want names or just…?
Rose Marie
(1923 – ) American actress & comedian
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: True or false… you can get a camel to be more cooperative by giving it tobacco and perfume.Rose Marie: You can get an awful lot out of
me
that way!
Rose Marie
(1923 – ) American actress & comedian
Hollywood Squares
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