Author: Roseanne Barr Page 2
My husband said he needed more space… so I locked him outside.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people…that's why I don't like any of them.”
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war… just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird… unfortunately, that bird is a California condor.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
I know how to do anything — I’m a mom.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Have you heard about the woman who stabbed her husband thirty-seven times? … I admire her restraint.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer