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Author: ‘Saki’ H.H. Munro
She was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went.
‘Saki’ H.H. Munro
(1870 – 1916) British writer
Cooking
Food/Drink
Occupations
Work
I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
‘Saki’ H.H. Munro
(1870 – 1916) British writer
Money
Income
Beauty is only sin deep.
‘Saki’ H.H. Munro
(1870 – 1916) British writer
Appearance
Wordplay
Beauty
Sin
Politicians are wedded to the truth, but like many other married couples they sometimes live apart.
‘Saki’ H.H. Munro
(1870 – 1916) British writer
Government
Politicians
Truth
[George] Bernard Shaw has discovered himself, and gave ungrudgingly of his discovery to the world.
‘Saki’ H.H. Munro
(1870 – 1916) British writer
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George Bernard Shaw
The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have remembrances of what never happened.
‘Saki’ H.H. Munro
(1870 – 1916) British writer
Age
Old
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Addresses: Items given to us to conceal our whereabouts.
‘Saki’ H.H. Munro
(1870 – 1916) British writer
Places
Addresses
We all know that Prime Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other married couples they sometimes live apart.
‘Saki’ H.H. Munro
(1870 – 1916) British writer
Government
Prime Ministers
All decent people live beyond their incomes nowadays and those who aren’t respectable live beyond other peoples’.
‘Saki’ H.H. Munro
(1870 – 1916) British writer
Money
People
Politicians are wedded to the truth, but like many other married couples they sometimes live apart.
‘Saki’ H.H. Munro
(1870 – 1916) British writer
Characteristics
Government
Honesty
Marriage
Politicians
Truth
Poverty keeps together more homes than it breaks up.
‘Saki’ H.H. Munro
(1870 – 1916) British writer
Money
Relationships
From “Esmé”
Canada is all right really, though not for the whole weekend.
‘Saki’ H.H. Munro
(1870 – 1916) British writer
Canada
Places
Waldo is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
‘Saki’ H.H. Munro
(1870 – 1916) British writer
Death
Insults
On Ralph Waldo Emerson
The people of Crete, unfortunately, make more history than they can consume locally.
‘Saki’ H.H. Munro
(1870 – 1916) British writer
Places
Crete
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
‘Saki’ H.H. Munro
(1870 – 1916) British writer
Beliefs
Facts
Inaccuracy
I always say beauty is only sin deep.
‘Saki’ H.H. Munro
(1870 – 1916) British writer
Appearance
Wordplay
Beauty
From "Reginald's Choir Treat"
Sin