Author: Sam Kinison

I don’t worry about terrorism… I was married for two years.

(1953 – 1992) American comedian
Conflict Marriage

It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.

(1953 – 1992) American comedian
Situations

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

(1953 – 1992) American comedian
Marriage

Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn’t scare the f**k out of everybody!

(1953 – 1992) American comedian
Death

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking; it’s called marriage.

(1953 – 1992) American comedian
Marriage Money