Author: Samuel Goldwyn

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Film Misspokements

Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Television

I’ll give you a definite maybe.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

To hell with the cost, if it’s a good story, I’ll make it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

The next time I send a damn fool for something, I go myself.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Situations

I’ve gone where the hand of man has never set foot.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

I paid too much for it, but it’s worth it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Money

Include me out.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Misspokements Speech

Don’t worry about the war; it’s all over but the shooting.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops War

They stayed away in droves.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Misspokements Speech

I don’t care if it doesn’t make a nickel; I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics Entertainment Film

Why should people go out and pay to see bad movies when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Film Television

I have been laid up with intentional flu.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health Misspokements

A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Beliefs Communication Misspokements Opinion Speech

I read part of it all the way through.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Modern dancing is old fashioned.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Dance Misspokements

That’s the trouble with directors; always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

If you can’t give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise?

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Miscellaneous

Never let the bastard back into my room again… unless I need him.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
People Situations