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Author: Samuel Goldwyn Page 2
I don’t pay any attention to him… I don’t even ignore him.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police – the GOP.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
KGB
I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Honesty
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Work
I had a great idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
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Communication
Misspokements
Reading/Writing
Autobiographies
If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Beliefs
Communication
Misspokements
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Speech
Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? … all you do is change the words.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
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Reading/Writing
Work
A hospital is no place to be sick.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health
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Hospital
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Put it out of your mind; in no time, it will be a forgotten memory.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Intelligence
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Misspokements
I read part of it all the way through.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
We have passed a lot of water since then.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn’t see it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I never liked you, and I always will.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
The next time I send a damn fool for something, I go myself.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Situations
Oxymorons
This business is dog eat dog and nobody is gonna eat me.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
Comedy
Oxymorons
The reason so many people turned up at his funeral was to make sure he was dead.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Death
Insults
On Louis B. Mayer
Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Occupations
Opinion
Critics
Oxymorons
If you don't disagree with me, how will I know I'm right?
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Agreement
Yes, but keep copies.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
When his secretary asked if she should destroy some old files
Can she sing?… she's practically a Florence Nightingale.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
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