Author: Samuel Goldwyn Page 2

Gentlemen, for your information, I have a question to ask you.

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Modern dancing is old fashioned.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? … all you do is change the words.

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Communication Misspokements Occupations Reading/Writing Work

This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Anger Malaprops

Why did you do that? Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam!

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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Include me out.

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If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me.

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Accidents Problems

Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.

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Success Time

If you don't disagree with me, how will I know I'm right?

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication

Never make predictions… especially about the future.

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Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.

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I’ll give you a definite maybe.

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In two words, impossible.

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That’s the trouble with directors; always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

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Tell them to stand closer apart.

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Tell them to stand closer apart.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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The reason so many people turned up at his funeral was to make sure he was dead.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Death Insults

Why should people go out and pay to see bad movies when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Film Television

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

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Appearance Intelligence Misspokements Speech Thinking

Even if they had it in the streets, I wouldn’t go.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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