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Author: Samuel Goldwyn Page 2
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health
Misspokements
Speech
Psychiatrist
Modern dancing is old fashioned.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Dance
Misspokements
Oxymorons
A hospital is no place to be sick.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health
Places
Hospital
Sickness
This makes me so sore it gets my
dandruff
up.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Anger
Malaprops
Dander
It’s more than magnificent, it’s mediocre.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
If you can’t give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise?
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Miscellaneous
Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Food/Drink
Misspokements
Coffee
Oxymorons
Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Success
Time
Overnight success
Oxymorons
You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Misspokements
Speech
Bad
Good
I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Misspokements
Oxymorons
Right
Wrong
Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Listening
Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? … all you do is change the words.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Occupations
Reading/Writing
Work
A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
To hell with the cost, if it’s a good story, I’ll make it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
When told a particular script was "too caustic"
I have been laid up with intentional flu.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health
Misspokements
If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn’t be in this business.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Let’s bring it up to date with some snappy 19th-century dialogue.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Include me out.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
There is a
statue
of limitation.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Law
Malaprops
Statute
Gentlemen, for your information, I have a question to ask you.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
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