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Author: Samuel Goldwyn Page 2
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
Comedy
Oxymorons
Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Television
Oxymorons
Don’t worry about the war; it’s all over but the
shooting.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
War
Shouting
Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Money
Economical
Expense
The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
Why should people go out and pay to see bad movies when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Television
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Entertainment
Film
Bad
Wide screen
Gentlemen, for your information, I have a question to ask you.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Tell them to stand closer apart.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
There is a
statue
of limitation.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Law
Malaprops
Statute
Never let the bastard back into my room again… unless I need him.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
People
Situations
We have that Indian scene; we can get the Indians from the reservoir.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Indians
I have been laid up with intentional flu.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health
Misspokements
I’ve gone where the hand of man has never set foot.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health
Misspokements
Speech
Psychiatrist
It’s more than magnificent, it’s mediocre.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I read part of it all the way through.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Honesty
Truth
Work
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Books
Communication
Misspokements
Reading/Writing
Autobiographies
Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Occupations
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Critics
Oxymorons
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